Leany on Life -- September 2017

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Forever Wednesday

Billy Shakespeare once said "There is nothing new under the sun." True it is.

I really don't need to post new material every Wednesday; I've posted enough to show you the correct viewpoint on whatever comes up. But even if the news is always the same, you like to have a fresh clean newspaper with breakfast every day.

Clicking the "Billy's Blog" button to the left will deliver a fresh old post right to your screen. No matter how old it is, it will probably be relevant to what's happening today.

Today's Second Amendment Message

What to do until the Blog arrives

The John Galt Society

It can be discouraging to look around at who's running the show these days and wonder "Where have all the grown-ups gone?"

Take heart. There are still some people who are not drinking the Kool-aid. Here's where to find them. I would suggest going down this list every day and printing off the most recent articles you haven't read to read over lunch.

Michelle Malkin
Michelle Malkin is a feisty conservative bastion. You loved her book "Unhinged" and you can read her columns here.
Ann Coulter

Ann posts her new column every Thursday, or you can browse her past columns.
George Will
What can you say? It's George Will. Read it.
Charles Krauthammer posts every Friday. Just a good, smart conservative columnist.
If you want someone who gets it just as right, but is easier to read, try Thomas Sowell, who just posts at random times.
Jonah Goldberg seldom disappoints.
David Limbaugh carries on the family tradition.

Jewish World Review has all these guys plus lots more good stuff.

Or you can go to radio show sites like
 Laura Ingraham's or Glenn Beck's or Rush Limbaugh's..

If you'd like you can study The Constitution while you wait.

Then there's always TownHall.com, NewsMax.com, The Drudge Report, FreeRepublic.com, World Net Daily, (which Medved calls World Nut Daily), News Busters, National Review Online, or The American Thinker.

For the Lighter Appetite

If you have to read the news, I recommend The Nose on Your Face, news so fake you'd swear it came from the Mainstream Media. HT to Sid for the link.
Or there's always The Onion. (For the benefit of you Obama Supporters, it's a spoof.)

Dave Barry's Column
Daryl Cagle's Index of Political Cartoons
About half of these cartoonists are liberal (Latin for wrong) but the art is usually good. (Fantastic, if you're used to the quality of art on this site.)
Another Cagle Index
Townhall Political Cartoons
In case you want cartoons that are well-drawn and don't make your jugular burst.

Or just follow the links above and to the right of this section (you can't have read all my archived articles already). If you have read all my articles (you need to get out more) go to my I'm Not Falling For It section.

Above all, try to stay calm. Eventually I may post something again.

The Litter-ature novel is here. I update it regularly--every time Rosario Dawson tackles me and sticks her tongue in my ear.

Handy Resources

Understanding the 2012 Election

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The Desktop Dyno

Salem Gravity Gran Prix

Jordan's Eagle Project.

Duke Boys Car Chase

LoL Cartoons

Logic Primer

Gymkhana Practice

Compass Course Spreadsheet

Complete Orienteering Course Files

Things you may not know about Sarah Palin

Amazing Grace on the Sax

Obama's Magic 8 Ball

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?
        Hank Hill

On This Day in History

Oh, wait . . . that's from an alternate universe

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The Scott Foster Effect and Hand Wringing

If you read my fictitious, fabricated, completely made up out of my imagination story about the company idea program, you'd get the impression that the Scott Foster character, that I created from my imagination, was kind of a douche.

Let's say, just for giggles, that we lived in some kind of ridiculous universe where someone like the (imaginary) Scott Foster character did exist. Chances are he'd never come across my whimsical little story, since there are literally dozens of web sites out there. But let's imagine that he did.

What's he going to say?

"Hey! You know that sneaky scheming unsavory guy who was always trying to screw over his co-workers? I think that's me."

Oh, really?

But what's he going to be mad about exactly? I accurately depict him as a douche and he's upset . . . about what again? If he doesn't want to be a douche, that's something he controls, not me. Maybe you're mad about being depicted as a scoundrel, but let's get out the pissedoffometer and see if you're as mad as I am about you screwing me out of my idea and implementing it as your own. (You schmuck.)

You recognize that situation as what I call The Concept I Have No Name for But I Always Reference as the Lady Wringing Her Hands About People Trash Talking Democrats.

If you're pissed off about being characterized a certain way you could get your little feelings hurt about people saying that about you. Or . . . you could not be that way.

Obviously this all tracks back to the same elusive concept as all the fleeting precepts that I'm trying to organize. What is true? If someone is depicting a person as a schmuck when he's not, that's grounds for being upset. But itís a completely different scenario than what weíre talking about here.

You know my advice about people disparaging you: It's all good.

If it's valid, you have an opportunity to improve and that's a good thing. If it has no basis, the person leveling it is a schmuck, and that's a good thing to know also.

(ďSchmuck is my go-to word to avoid overusing ďdouche.Ē ĎCause this is a family page. You know . . . if that family is composed of imaginary readers.)

So . . . my imaginary fictitious character could think about not screwing over his fellow employees, or I'm the schmuck for disparaging his fictitious self when he was selflessly trying to save the company twenty bucks and keep the peasants in their place.

911, will you hold?
You remember back in the day when we still had land lines and cell phones were fairly prevalent but not universal? Right around the 2000-2004 kind of time frame.

Well, somewhere in that time frame we had a fire at work. The people building the addition were welding beams up in the roof and the sparks were spraying down on a pallet of foam and caught it on fire.

I saw the smoke coming up from my second story window and dashed downstairs. The welders were unaware. Another employee and I started putting together garden hoses and trying to move other flammables out of the way. The fire was spreading pretty quickly. So while the other guy sprayed water on the fire I grabbed my cell phone and punched in 911.

I explained the situation and the lady on the other end asked me where I was. I told her. And then she told me I was connected to the wrong dispatch and gave me another number to call.

Uh . . .

I called the number, we got the fire put out, and the fire trucks showed up. In that order.

Apparently because I was on a cell phone my calls were routed to a place that depended on my service provider and had nothing to do with my location.

I thought that seemed like a bit of a problem, so I penned a letter to the editor telling what had happened and questioning whether that was the best way for the system to operate.

A few days after the letter ran, my cell phone rang. I answered it (back in those days we answered numbers we didn't recognize). It was the local 911 dispatcher. She was upset that I had made them look bad by saying that I didnít get the response I had expected.

Okay. So, what part of my story was false? The problem was that I made them look bad and so I was a jerk and a bad citizen

I was polite, and actually pretty acquiescent. They do an important job and it was never my intent to cast them in a bad light, just shine a light on what could have been a serious problem.

The point is, what part of that was my fault? I guess telling anyone what happened. Because I didnít do anything to cause them to tell me they couldnít help me with the fire.

Anyway . . . I was walking through the addition the other day and just remembered and it occurred to me that the incident was a perfect example of . . . of . . . you know, that concept for which I have no name.

Party A does Action A. Party B observes Action A. Party B is the bad guy.

Just kidding.

I used to visit Townhall.com every day. And Iíd harvest the best Ďtoons and post them here. When you open google on my browser the Townhall site was the first one on the frequently visited dealies.

But I canít watch. I just canít.

Maybe Iíll transform this from a blog filled with hate speech to . . . I dunno, music or fitness or something else thatís just as entertaining to ignore.

Buying or Selling?
You may remember the big eclipse we had a while back.

Well, right after that people were selling eclipse glasses saying there was going to be another one the next day at 1:20 or something.

That made me sad on two levels. One, that people are evil enough to rip fellow humans off that way. And also that people were dumb enough to be ripped off that way.

You recognize this. There are two people involved in that transaction. One of them is stupid, the other one is evil.

And thatís how it works. Whether you are stupid of evil depends on whether you are buying or selling the nonsense.

Many sincere good-hearted people buy into destructive ideas, like, I donít know, like socialism. Oh, I just really want everyone to get free heath care and time off work.

Socialism does not do that. Socialism, when ďfaithfully implementedĒ causes poverty and despair. If you donít understand that, you donít understand socialism. If you donít understand that, you are just plain wrong. You are buying a flawed premise.

Now, if you do understand socialism, and you advocate it anyway, you are evil. You are selling.

I have spoken.

Speaking of Stupid
So some waste of protoplasm named Mario Washington assaulted someone on a BART car (Bay Area Rapid Transit). It happened on a Saturday evening at 7:30 (a while backóI donít post right away on the premise that something not worth doing is worth postponing). The good news is they caught the whole thing on their surveillance system. Got his face on camera.

Oh, but wait . . . the guy was a black man.

Dave Barry and I are not making this up. The city didnít release the photos of the guy because they didnít want to foment bad feelings toward a particular race.

Geez. San Francisco (shaking my head).

I just . . . I . . . wow.

Monday morning they finally released the pictures. Caught the guy within 2-1/2 hours

Do you think we are ever going to get to a place in our society where liberals donít see race?

Really, if you wonít release a photo of a criminalóheís not a black man, heís a person, who is also a criminalóbecause your thinking is that it makes people think black people are criminals, you, my friend, are a racist.

They guy assaulted a man because of the content of his character, not the color of his skin.

I have spoken.

. . . using Martin Luther Kingís words . . .

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