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Does Craig Livingstone have your FBI file? ![]() ![]() |
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Which of the following statements seems logical to you?
Ken Starr is:
Monica Lewinsky was:
Lying under oath about a material fact is:
How many times can you say "Clinton's is the most ethical administration in history" without laughing?
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Cuddly and funny
Intelligent, witty and handsome
Not working for the White House
The product of parents who are too closely related
Asking for it
Trailer trash after a quick buck
Anxious to be Clinton's girlfriend
Flashed and propositioned by Governor Clinton
Without Hillary, Bill Clinton would be:
Pumping gas into farm equipment in Hot Springs
Happy
Sleeping with about the same number of women he is now
President of the US anyway
Return to the VRWC lodge.
Larry Flynt is:
Not working for the White House
A hero for exercising his First Amendment rights of free speech
Only trying to expose hypocrisy
Disgusting
Hillary is:
One of the top 100 lawyers in America
One of the top 100 lawyers in the White House
One of the top 100 liars in America
Madly in love with Bill Clinton.
Stealing FBI files is:
An innocent bureaucratic snafu
Well within the rights of any president
The Secret Service's fault
A violation of the privacy of American citizens
I hereby certify, promise and swear,
State and declare that I'd never dare,
Divulge all the secrets that must be concealed,
In this vast conspiracy Hillary's revealed.
I further promise (and swear and decree)
That you shouldn't worry, that you can trust me;
I won't reveal where we congregate
Or what we discuss about toppling the state.
If I am tortured by Clinton's hired thugs,
I will keep quiet, I'll spit in their mugs,
I will pretend there's no formalized movements,
To target bad leaders and effect improvements.
If I am asked I'll swear that this entire,
Organized effort in outrage and ire,
At Clinton's behavior is simply because
Clinton is lying like he always does.
I'll do my best to make it appear
That there is no organized effort out here
To rout out corruption; I'll simply pretend
The will of the people's achieving that end.
Inasmuch heretofore on accounta' because
Pursuant to applicable statute that does
Apply here I state my support of the majority
In compliance with controlling legal authority.