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Everyone needs a regular routine for printing off the latest column to read over lunch. In the interest of helping you occupy the internet connection your boss provides, here are my suggestions for how to use your time until the lazy writer of this darn blog posts something. Daily News Of course, every day you need to read the news. I recommend The Nose on Your Face, news so fake you'd swear it came from the Mainstream Media. HT to Sid for the link. Monday: Michelle Malkin Michelle Malkin is a great conservative bastion and very smart lady. You loved her book "Unhinged" and you can read her columns here. Or you can use Monday to catch up on Dilbert. Tuesday: Dave Barry's Column Dave Barry is often imitated but never duplicated (and believe me, I've tried). If you want something more political for Tuesday just go to Jewish World Review to read some good stuff. Wednesday: Daryl Cagle's Index of Political Cartoons About half of these cartoonists are liberal (Latin for wrong) but the art is usually good. (Fantastic, if you're used to the quality of art on this site.) Or you can read George Will's columns for someone that's both talented and intelligent. Thursday: Ann Coulter Ann posts her new column every Thursday. You'll find that there are two sides to every issue: Ann's side and the wrong side. You can also browse Ann's past columns (saves you the price of her new book). Friday: Charles Krauthammer Krauthammer posts every Friday. Just a good, smart conservative columnist. If you want someone who gets it just as right, but is easier to read, try Thomas Sowell. He just posts at random times. Then there's always World Net Daily, NewsMax.com, The Drudge Report, FreeRepublic.com, News Busters, Jewish World Review ,(lots of great columnists), or National Review Online. For something a little lighter there's The Onion. (For the benefit of you Obama Supporters, it's a spoof.) If you'd like you can study The Constitution while you wait. Or you can go to radio show sites like Laura Ingraham's or Glenn Beck's or Rush Limbaugh's. Or just follow the links above and below this section (you can't have read all my archived articles already). If you have read all my articles (you need to get out more) go to my I'm Not Falling For It section. Above all, try to stay calm. Eventually I may post something again.
Your Current Blog setting: Harsh Your Rights Explained 12/16/08 It's a burden. It really is. I guess someone has to be the smartest person in the world, but I'll have to admit, sometimes I wish it didn't have to be me. You've seen it time and time again, how the world struggles with an issue and the debate goes on and on until finally I deign to post the correct answer. The only question that I have not yet been able to resolve is: If I'm so durn smart, how come I'm not rich? The question I will help you out with today is this: How come the left is able to successfully paint the conservative viewpoint as unreasonable? Answer: Because so many people who think they're conservatives are complete freaking idiots. Here's what I'm talking about. I stumbled across a blog where some moron, who probably makes his living delivering pizza, was moralizing that "car dealers have a right to make a profit." Oh, bullcrap. What they have, you wing nut, is the opportunity to make a profit. This moron thinks he's a conservative. He probably thinks that based on the fact that he listens to Sean Hannity religiously. I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts this schmuck thinks Adam Smith is a premium beer. Listen, Clueless. Nobody has any God-given right to make a profit. That would take away the consumer's right to make a choice. The beauty of the Capitalist system is that in order for you to make a profit you have to provide me with a product or service I want. According to this cretin, once you walk into a dealership you have to hand them a pile of money before you can leave. Yeah, that's free enterprise. And Kucinich is a rocket scientist because he hangs out with aliens. Give me a freaking break. Hey, butthead, here's a tip. You want to hang out with people who believe in your right to a profit? Go join a labor union, you imbecile. Continue . . .