I have to give you some introduction to this page. The link below takes you to a copy of a page that Barbra Streisand has that I've parodied. I took the look, wording and layout directly off her page. It's probably in a different format by now, but what you see is how it looked at the time.
I'm telling you this because otherwise you'd see the page and think "What the cwap?" and wonder what it has to do with anything. Seriously, Barbra Streisand has a page on her site to counter what the right-wing press says about her, because you know that's all we do is think about ways to persecute Barbra Streisand.
Talk about reading your own clippings.
Well, on to the parody of Streisand's paranoia site.
