The entire Clinton era? I'm not falling for it.
Do you really expect me to believe that an advanced nation like the United States would fall for an imbecile like that? Isn't the voting age 18? What voter is going to buy that "I smoked dope, but I didn't inhale" or "Draft notice? What draft notice? Gennifer Who? What FBI files? I did not have sex with that woman . . . okay, maybe she had sex with me, but I didn't have sex with her." No, really, who would fall for that?
A nation stupid enough to elect such a sophomoric brat to the oval office would probably develop some sort of imbecilic reality-based TV shows or something. It doesn't take a PhD in philosophy to see that such a nation could never survive.
I think I've got it figured out. It's November 3, 1992 and I've fallen asleep on the couch watching the election returns. I'm having this agonizing dream where I'm in some alternate universe where Bill Clinton could possibly become president of a Junior High School Student Body, much less a nation. When I wake up, George Bush will still be president and that whole "Stealing files, sex in the oval office, one stupid excuse after another making the nation look silly on the world stage" thing will have been one long bizarre dream. I'm not falling for it.