As the story goes, the ACLU is trying to enlist the aid of Utahns to find monuments that have the ten commandments on them so they can get rid of them.

Oh, geez, I slay me, for a second there I thought I said the ACLU is trying to enlist the aid of Utahns to find monuments that have the ten commandments on them so they can get rid of them. How stupid would that be?

In a state that sells hunting licenses that make it legal to bag up to 7 ACLU members (on a weekday-- limits are extended on weekends and holidays and licenses may be bought retroactively if you accidentally kill a few of these guys without a license, other restrictions may apply, see local DWR office for details) do you really believe that you're going to hear this:

"Say, I know how much you hate us and how much you cherish your religious values, so do you think you could give us a hand to find one of your shrines so we can destroy that sucker? Thanks, Bud, 'preciate it."?

No, that would mean that in addition to being a collection of morally bankrupt degenerates intent on destroying the values that allow them to practice their evil in complete freedom, the ACLU is stupid.

I'm telling you, if this story turns out to be true, Darwin is rolling over in his grave.